Please, keep the white and can the wedge and skort!

Please, keep the white and can the wedge and skort!

Well summer is gone here in the hemisphere north for another year. Sure the calendar still says it’s summer for another couple weeks but the season for 2015 is gone.

I like the white. I miss it when the supposed fashion conscience exile their white wear to the closet for another year.

Had an exchange with a good friend of mine about fashion ugly a few weeks ago and me and friend female agree completely on a couple items of women’s apparel.

Ladies, singularly the “Skort” and the “Wedge Shoe” are just plain ugly. Together they are an atrocity!

I don’t know who decided these items of apparel look good but they just don’t.

I noted I’d gone for help on this. This is not just my observation. It is not just a guy perspective. This P.O.V. comes from some women as well.

The wedge with the potato sack burlap, yuck!

Enough cork to save a large man from drowning if he falls out of a expletive deleted boat.

On the left $425.00
On the right $250.00

I will grant you there is a style of wedge that isn’t bad. This style has no 2” lift under the ball of the foot and the heel lift is about 3”. Some curvature in the wedge between the ball of the foot and the heel. A style you can actually walk in and look good.

The Skort, is a real treat to behold when you see it from behind. I honestly cannot remember the last time I saw a woman in one of those god awful pieces of apparel and at least a piece of it wasn’t wedged in to the crack of her ass. Again, not a pretty picture!

When I was poking around I saw one Skort advertised as the “Guitar Strap Skort”. Yes it does go straight in to the “FUGLY” category.

Compounding the problem is the skort in combination with the wedge.

I have seen very few women who can walk in those damn things without being pitched forward. The wearer always looks like they are off balance. Probably because they are not only off balance but imbalanced for making that choice of footwear to begin with.

A Skort seems to become even more prominently wedged in a butt crack when worn with wedge shoes.

You look in the mirror on your way out the door and say to yourself, “I look good”. Well no you don’t and compounding the problem is there just aint many of you who can walk in those wedges. I know this for a fact because I looked!

If you want to wear shorts, wear shorts. If you want a skirt, wear a damn skirt. If you’re worried about your skirt blowing up and showing your ASSets, pay the hell attention to where you walk!

So ladies please, give us flaming heterosexuals some white and closet your wedges and skorts, forever!

G.R. Hambley – September 08, 2015 – all rights reserved