Some Poignancy And Smartass Musings

Considerations by Gary Hambley

Category Archives: Entitled

WWW; Wicked Witch Wynne

WWW; Wicked Witch Wynne

Whether you are centrist, left, right or a leaner and you perceive arrogance, do you say to yourself, “Fucking Stupid”? Stupid is the root with subsections like, “Arrogant”, “Presumptuous”, “Bigoted” and “Racist” to name just a few of those subsections.

When I came up this morning, after getting my coffee first of course, I start doing my usual things just like everyone else whether they are centrist, left, right or a leaner. One of the first things I go to is my radio station of choice.

I heard an item on the news this morning that says to me Ontario Premiere Kathleen, “Wicked Witch Wynne” got the latest poll news yesterday ahead of most of us. This now explains an event that took place yesterday.

No the station didn’t refer to Wynne as Witch Wicked, I did.

I thought one of the coffee elves was having a bad day and was making a statement. No, not the case at all.

I’m thinking the “Wicked Witch Wynne” had an entitlement fit and huffed and puffed and tried to destroy the marker of an entitlement all Canadians are, well, entitled to. We are just not getting what we deserve from those elected.

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I’ve used this heritage plaque before and I’ll continue to use this as an illustration and demand to those who’ve been elected. Regardless of Party, a demand that any and all must meet.

Earlier yesterday, (March 30) Ontario Premiere Kathleen WICKED WITCH Wynne learned of the further fall in standing among voters. Wynne is standing with a personal approval rating of 9% and the Ontario Liberal Party an approval rating of 19%.

It is projected that after the election the Ontario Liberals may not garner enough seats to retain official party status. You can read the story with the link provided.

The Stupid that is Kathleen Wynne and the Ontario Liberal Party, they earned their standing. The party deserves the decimation that the numbers indicate because they earned it. Not that far back a beating was laid on the Federal Progressive Conservative’s. The arrogance to believe it couldn’t happen again is part of the stupid list that is the Ontario Liberal Party.

You are correct in the Federal Liberals not being far off the mark of their Ontario counterparts. Trailing in the polls to a Leaderless Party.

Kathleen Wynne and the party have had opportunities to do something to show the electorate they took what the people were saying seriously. Kathleen Wynne could have resigned and didn’t. The sitting Liberal members could have removed Wynne and didn’t.

Ontario’s next general election is scheduled to be held on or before June 7, 2018. When the voters swing, they aint gonna miss.

G.R. Hambley ©
March 31, 2017

Official Status
http://www.torontosun.com/2017/03/31/liberals-would-lose-official-party-status-if-election-held-today-poll

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Justin Trudeau Will Never Be Ready

Justin Trudeau is emotionally controlling and emotionally controlled and he can not shake it! He doesn’t even try.

Justin Trudeau has not performed to expectations let alone above expectations.

Recognizing and giving credence to what someone was exposed to during formative years is not bashing! Hiding those experiences and refusing to consider them in behaviour is short sighted and unfair.

Trudeau had a couple fine examples of dysfunction to learn from at formative stages. Having your family life spread across the nations news papers must have been a just wonderfully wholesome experience.

Justin Trudeau is a manipulator. He goes from the emotionally controlling passive/aggressive of “Everyone should be a Feminist” to outright grandstanding aggression in the House.

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It is the duty of the Speaker to instill order in the House with the assistance of the Sargent at Arms if called on by the Speaker. Trudeau knows this! Trudeau did not call on the Speaker to restore order and took it as his divine right to do so himself. Trudeau never should have been anywhere near the line to cross it and he damn well knows that too!

This guy loves to lay on the guilt trip. He conducts himself as if on a mission of divine right. I don’t doubt for a second Trudeau believes he knows better about anything and everything than anyone else does. Not hard to figure out where he learned that wrong behaviour.

I go back and forth on Trudeau wanting to be loved and wanting to be an elitist King. Again, not hard to figure out where these mindsets comes from.

Bottom line, Justin Trudeau is nothing but an actor who flounders when he gets off script. He isn’t quick and he isn’t smart. He’s the PET of Gerald Butts and has been for a long time. You go have a look at what Trudeau allows Butts & Telford to do with caucus.

I posted A Perturbed Canadian’s Parody on April 27. Use the links, one goes to a G&M story on Trudeau’s “Emotional Complexity” and decide for yourself on Trudeau 2.0, honestly.

My “Parody” was written well before Trudeau’s antics in the House.

Justin Trudeau, he’ll never be ready.

G.R. Hambley – all rights reserved
May 20, 2016

 

Prime Minister Feminist

Prime Minister Feminist

I am a proponent of emotional presence and an opponent of emotional control.

The Globe and Mail did a story, “The Emotional Complexities of Justin Trudeau

Justin Trudeau is emotionally controlling and that is bad!

His mother’s issues I think created a bigoted side to Justin Trudeau which he promotes. He calls himself a “Feminist”. He thinks everyone should be a “Feminst”. What he did sets people at odds. Anyone with any knowledge would know people being at odds would be the result of taking that position.

Feminist has some nasty connotation that angers men and some women. Another word for that nasty connotation is, “FemiNazi“. We are seeing a piece of that Feminist side right here in Toronto by women continuing their advocacy for the 3 women in the Ghomeshi trial. No condemnation for the acts they committed. They’re women and they are to be believed and the man is guilty, period end of story.

Equalists, men and women alike are looking at the whole of that trial and not the Feminist propaganda.

Justin Trudeau is not about equality, merit and excellence or he would have taken that position. I took that position previously and it has reached a place within me of being etched in stone!

Justin Trudeau is also being compared to his father on “Not” fighting for this country. Justin Trudeau has refused to recant that he knows the root cause of terror when the facts are there that disprove his supposed knowledge. I’m still looking for someone to logically explain how removing your assets from the fight doesn’t assist the enemy.

There are two people I’ve now named as the Prime Minister’s surrogate Mommy and Daddy, Katie Telford and Gerald Butts. I also refer to those two as pilot fish. These two pilot fish swam over from Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne. Doesn’t that just fill those of you who know the damage Kathleen Wynne has done with foreboding!

Trudeau 2.0 lets Mommy and Daddy speak to caucus as if it were he himself speaking. As the state of affairs currently is, I’m thinking Junior must be busy converting people to Feminism or pandering for the job as head of the United Nations.

Emotional Complexities, we all have them and the vast majority of us don’t expect and demand that others be and take on the dysfunction that we are. Add selfish and delusional to the list of Justin Trudeau’s, “Emotional Complexities”.

G.R. Hambley ©
April 1, 2016

 

Inflated Entitlement #1

Inflated Entitlement #1

SCENE:
In one of my 4 favourite coffee spots.

I go to get more coffee and when I get back to my table there be a chicky at the next table.

I look at my computer and I can see the display is dimmed.

I look over to the plug and Chicky is holding my plug in her hand.

Chicky says she just needs to charge her phone.

I tell Chicky she has to plug me back in.

Chicky says but I need, and I’m just staring at Chicky with a blank face.

Chicky looks at me like I’m being mean.

Chicky says I can plug in over there.

I tell Chicky there is no outlet there or I’d already be in one closer to me.

Chicky plugs my cord back in.

Chicky sits for a minute looking forlorn wondering how someone could be so mean to her, a good looking Chicky, then leaves.

What Chicky doesn’t know is that I have a power bar.
Had Chicky not exercised her over inflated sense of entitlement and asked me if she could plug in as she needed a charge, I’d of helped her out.
How far did the entitlement extend?
Chicky didn’t come here to be a patron, just came in to coffee spot to charge her phone.

Happy New Year Old Everyone!

G.R. Hambley – January 02, 2016
all rights reserved … yeah, I am entitled … hehehe

LinkedIn Lookup; The Creepy Crawly App

LinkedIn Lookup; The Creepy Crawly App

LinkedIn has managed to creep me out with their new Lookup app. They did a good job of ticking me off previously as I noted in a previous post.

My original thought was to spin this a little different. When I got the email and read through the announcing of LinkedIn Lookup my first response was a creepy kind of disbelieving laughter followed by the; “are you kidding me” kind of laughter.

This is how LinkedIn introduced Sarah and LinkedIn Lookup with pictures.

  • Meet Sarah. When she has a big project with a tight deadline, she starts with LinkedIn Lookup.
  • Using LinkedIn Lookup, she searches for coworkers with the skills she needs to get the job done.
  • Sarah checks their profiles to confirm they’re the right fit, and then contacts them right from the app.
  • LinkedIn Lookup saves Sarah time by connecting her with coworkers who might otherwise be hard to find.

LinkedIn invited me to meet Sarah and I thought it be a good idea if I introduced Sarah to a good friend of mine. I had no idea they’d already met and neither knew that I knew them both, separately. Perfect recipe for disaster huh guys? You can be certain my ears will be burning because you know how women gossip when they get together.

When I introduced Sarah to my friend I said a few other things as well. I can even repeat some of them.

  • You can’t find them in their cubicle and can’t get them with office communications.
  • You’ve tried them at home and even seeing it was work calling didn’t get someone.
  • Do you really think you’ll get a response with LinkedIn’s creep you out app?

This is what my friend had to say about Sarah and I’m hoping with all my heart Sarah doesn’t find out because I wouldn’t want that dear, dear, misguided soul to think I was an unfeeling cad*.

Oh please: ”Meet Sarah…”  Was this written for a 5 year-old?
As Linkedin is utilized by adults, let us use adult-speak:
Sarah has a project.
Sarah doesn’t feel like doing said project.
Sarah realizes that said project has a deadline.
Sarah hears the ticking of the clock wasting away the hours.
Sarah feels the cold hands of Death clawing at her soul (although this has nothing to do with said project; Sarah is neurotic)
Sarah calculates that said project will cause her to miss cocktail hour later that evening.
Sarah does not want to miss cocktail hour later that evening.
Sarah throws a fit over the idea of missing cocktail hour later that evening.
{Interlude- Sarah chips her nail, and goes to manicurist to have it fixed}
Sarah makes a list of lesser co-workers onto whom she can dump said project.
Sarah uses Linkedin Spy App to seek out lesser co-workers.
Sarah does this because she’s a professional.
Linkedin is for professionals.
I am not a professional.
I am not on Linkedin.
But I do like cocktails.
Now Sarah will be able to meet me for cocktails.
The End.

There was one other thing my friend said, “Don’t keep Sarah late; it’s her turn to pay!”

I’m thinking Sarah will be paying large for this projects failure.
I’m thinking my friend is going to be hearing a lot of whining when they meet for cocktails.
I’m thinking there was more whining about the chipped nail than the missing minions.
I’m thinking my friend wasn’t really surprised when Sarah didn’t see the underlings as co-workers
I’m thinking the last pour will be on my friend and it’ll be Sarah in to a cab.
I’m proud of my friend for not leaving Sarah passed out in the lounge’s bathroom.
I hope the cocktail lounge had Sarah’s corporate credit card and my friend didn’t get stuck with the tab.
I’m especially happy my ears weren’t burning so thank you Sarah.

I am not a conspiracy theorist or a paranoid. Let me tell you though, something like another app such as LinkedIn’s Lookup that is designed to track you could get me going to that side of the conspiracy and paranoia fence right quick.

And wouldn’t you know it, as I’m working on this; another request has come in asking me to “participate” in access. This access request, it comes from … Microsoft.

G.R. Hambley – all rights reserved
October 16, 2015

*Cad is not gender specific.

G.D.A.S. 14/10/2015 – F Bomb 1st

General Dumb Ass Shit October 14, 2015

The “F Bomb” appropriate use there of.

Cab drivers. Dropping it on the cab drivers that are honking at you because they want a fare. Normally I just ignore them but today my capacitor reached full load and needed discharging.

Standing at the corner minding my own business and the cab honks at me. I’m standing still and not looking up and down the street like I could be looking for something like, oh a cab. If I am looking for a cab I’m going to see him because, hey I’m looking around for something. Beyond that it is rush hour in the core of the city and if a cab is what I’m looking for and I miss one, there will be another one in oh, maybe a minute.

Today when this cab honked at me I turned, looked directly at the driver and mouthed F…….. OFF. My small directional F Bomb that landed solely on the individual it was intended for was obtrusive to no one else. If my giving that cab driver a direction was obtrusive, tough. Hell what I did wasn’t even close to what the cyclist the dumb ass startled yelled at him.

Cabs all have recording equipment and I think this would make a fine law. When a cab honks at you to get your attention, by law, you must turn and at the top of your voice, drop the F Bomb on the cabbie. If an officer of the law catches the exchange he’ll see the cab and know to have the recording checked. Ahhhhh in a perfect world.

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Had some stuff going back and forth with another writer whom is also a good friend of mine. I relayed to my friend who lives in the United States that I’d heard about a couple of law suits and passed on what those suits were.

Friend agrees there is to much frivolous litigation. Friend appreciates that friends north of the 49th laugh at this dumb ass shit and doesn’t blame them.

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Man hit in the head by 16 pound pine cone suing for 5 million. I went and read the story and there is to my mind validity were the area not signed. Now had it happened in Yellowstone and not San Francisco, yeah no. What’s the point in communing with nature if someone has hung signs all over? But you know what, trees drop stuff, it aint a surprise.

Woman sues nephew for 127K. I’m thinking it’s a shame she didn’t land on her ass. Might of knocked some sense in to her. I’m guessing for the jury, 20 minutes laughing their asses off and 5 minutes to compose a straight face to go back in to court with.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/10/aunt-sues-nephew-for-127000-over-forced-hug.html

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SPASM GDAS #1 – On Street Parking

SPASM GDAS #1

General Dumb Ass Shit No. 1

On Street Parking

Going to start this off with an individual that was looking to park outside one of my coffee spots. The individual parks and gets out and looks to see if they have got the vehicle in between the lines. To be helpful I tell the person when they got out they are not in the spot. This person hasn’t got the vehicle between the lines in any way. The car is to far off the curb along with about 2/3 of the vehicle beyond the marked spot. The person decides to chance it. Buys and places their ticket on the dash and leaves. Thing is, there is no wiggle room for parking enforcement on this parking violation! Why? Because the dumb asses car, and the dumb ass knew it, is parked to close to a FIRE HYDRANT.

The epitome of parking stupidity was one I saw a few days prior to the one above. Dodge SUV parked right beside the hydrant with a payment ticket on the dash. Also on the dash was a handicap permit. Yup, the Dodge couldn’t dodge the ticket and I’m certain owner of the SUV had a small cow when they returned and saw the ticket.

You do these things and you deserve the ticket. Especially the ones with the over inflated sense of entitlement.

Feel free to add to this in the comments if you got a dandy we can all laugh at!

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SPASM #2 – Learn How To Walk!

Learn How To Walk!

A goodly amount of people do not know how to walk. Oh yeah they do move around on their own two feet but are utterly clueless as to what is going on around them or where they are in space. Those walking around utterly clueless bugs the shit out of me!

If the people that don’t have clue one on how to walk drove like they walk, their insurance rates would be prohibitive because of all the accidents they’d of been in. Then there are the collisions the dumb asses not paying attention aren’t part of that people trying to avoid their inattentive dumb ass are having.

If you’re in a store, out on the sidewalk, where ever the hell you decide to stop. Don’t just throw the brakes on because you’re probably causing a pile up behind you. You wouldn’t do it driving so don’t do it when you’re walking.

Pay attention and get your dumb ass out of the travel path. People shouldn’t have to ask you to move or try and go around because you got your dumb ass blocking traffic! Driving, you wouldn’t stop in a lane and have a conversation with someone or throw the brakes on to stop and look at something that caught your eye. Apply the same principle to walking!

Probably the most important, don’t be stopping in the middle of a crosswalk to look at your damn phone! Not only do you piss off the pedestrians you inconvenience the drivers too!

No one should even have to ask let alone have to raise their voice and ask a second time to get you the inattentive dumb ass to move out of the damn way. Be attentive and considerate and move your dumb ass to the side.

Walking while looking at a phone should carry the same penalties as driving while on the phone.

Not being attentive while you waltzing yourself around with your head firmly up your dumb ass can have other penalties. The helicopter phone is one that carries a dual penalty.

I was out on Roller Blades and a dumb ass with his arm outstretched phone in hand steps on to the bicycle and blade path I’m skating on without looking. I aint going slow either! I got no where to go. I can’t go wide because of oncoming traffic. If I go on to the grass at the speed I’m moving, I’m getting hurt. I did the only thing I could, dipped my shoulder and hit that outstretched arm. The phone went helicoptering away. I’m pretty certain with me being almost 6’ close to 200 pounds that arm I hit got some pretty decent bruising. All I can say is to damn bad dumb ass!

I will try and miss a little kid. Man or woman, you’re getting hit. If it means I’m going to be tearing up my legs and going down in a heap because you were careless and or stupid, it aint happening, you are getting hit!

You’ll look both ways crossing a street. Well at least I hope you do or you’ll be wearing a car real soon. Look both ways crossing a blade and bicycle path too.

Walking and talking and not paying attention and expecting people to be looking out for them because they feel they are entitled to walk around oblivious to what is taking place around them.

If you’re someone who doesn’t know how to drive, LEARN! Once you’ve learned how to drive, WALK LIKE YOU DRIVE AND QUIT PISSING PEOPLE OFF!

That’ll do it for now.

G.R. Hambley – all rights reserved
August 24, 2015

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Next posting, something so ugly the designers, to use a phrase outside the politically correct world, “they should be shot and peed on and not necessarily in that order!