Please, keep the white and can the wedge and skort!
Well summer is gone here in the hemisphere north for another year. Sure the calendar still says it’s summer for another couple weeks but the season for 2015 is gone.
I like the white. I miss it when the supposed fashion conscience exile their white wear to the closet for another year.
Had an exchange with a good friend of mine about fashion ugly a few weeks ago and me and friend female agree completely on a couple items of women’s apparel.
Ladies, singularly the “Skort” and the “Wedge Shoe” are just plain ugly. Together they are an atrocity!
I don’t know who decided these items of apparel look good but they just don’t.
I noted I’d gone for help on this. This is not just my observation. It is not just a guy perspective. This P.O.V. comes from some women as well.
The wedge with the potato sack burlap, yuck!
Enough cork to save a large man from drowning if he falls out of a expletive deleted boat.
On the left $425.00
On the right $250.00
I will grant you there is a style of wedge that isn’t bad. This style has no 2” lift under the ball of the foot and the heel lift is about 3”. Some curvature in the wedge between the ball of the foot and the heel. A style you can actually walk in and look good.
The Skort, is a real treat to behold when you see it from behind. I honestly cannot remember the last time I saw a woman in one of those god awful pieces of apparel and at least a piece of it wasn’t wedged in to the crack of her ass. Again, not a pretty picture!
When I was poking around I saw one Skort advertised as the “Guitar Strap Skort”. Yes it does go straight in to the “FUGLY” category.
Compounding the problem is the skort in combination with the wedge.
I have seen very few women who can walk in those damn things without being pitched forward. The wearer always looks like they are off balance. Probably because they are not only off balance but imbalanced for making that choice of footwear to begin with.
A Skort seems to become even more prominently wedged in a butt crack when worn with wedge shoes.
You look in the mirror on your way out the door and say to yourself, “I look good”. Well no you don’t and compounding the problem is there just aint many of you who can walk in those wedges. I know this for a fact because I looked!
If you want to wear shorts, wear shorts. If you want a skirt, wear a damn skirt. If you’re worried about your skirt blowing up and showing your ASSets, pay the hell attention to where you walk!
So ladies please, give us flaming heterosexuals some white and closet your wedges and skorts, forever!
G.R. Hambley – September 08, 2015 – all rights reserved
Wow, you really are an expert about women ;))
Can I ask you where are you from?
A big kiss
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I am in Toronto, Ontario Canada.
Women aren’t that difficult and the truth is men aren’t that difficult either. It’s when men and women try and change each other rather than understand each other that it gets just ugly.
A big kiss and hug back.
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Really??? I live in Canada too often. Well, it is a little be complicated to explain, but if you want to hear my canadian story, write me at emmayork@virgilio.it
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I shall indeed write you and thank you.
I did/do wonder about the “Maple”. It just screams Canada.
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Yes, that is crazy. I can’t believe you are canadian and how I understood that. I asked you because I kind of felt it.
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We are an inconspicuous lot. It is part of our plan for world domination. My family in Florida was told we’ll be annexing Florida first so they best have maple syrup and not that faux like maple crap when we get there!
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Si you are from Florida????? That is even crazier. I will explain you in private, if you care obviously. I mean, you don t even know me, you probably have something better to do that listen to my boring story 🙂
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LOL no I am not from Florida. I just say things to get my cousins going. 😉
I care to hear what you have to say.
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You have a note elsewhere Ms York.
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I just answered
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While I agree with the wedges, not all skorts are created equal. Also in some instances, I think it is beneficial to all of us if they wear a skort versus a skirt that short! Go Jays Go!
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You may have a point. While you can appreciate the view, you don’t wanna be sitting where they sat!
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What a hygienic response, Gary.
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I do what I can and sometimes don’t. 😉
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