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A Perturbed Canadian’s Parody

A Perturbed Canadian’s Parody

And then some!

My emotional heartfelt reworking of a song in to a parody is at the end of what I have to say. Those of you who are of my semi advanced age, I think you’ll very much appreciate it!

All links open up in a new tab or window. Most of them are to others pieces I’ve written.

The killing of John Ridsdel in The Philippines. When there has been a significant event I like to take a day or two to get a feel and have a look at the responses and feelings that accompany the event.

Canadians are once again up in arms with a lot of anger and disdain directed at Justin Trudeau.  O’ Canada has been paying attention and sounding off!

Mr Ridsdel is indeed a casualty of war. There are no innocents or civilians for our opponents. The sooner people, beginning with Justin Trudeau accept such the better the situation will become.

Using the true words rather than being emotionally controlling isn’t from what I’ve seen something Justin Trudeau is capable of. All the world’s a stage right Trudeau?

You cannot pay ransom. I have much that I find abhorrent with the current tail in the big chair in Ottawa. Not paying the ransom is one of the few things this poster child for “the emotional complex” has done right. Realistic observation says had Trudeau come out in favour of paying the ransom he’d of, most probably had a caucus and country wide revolt on his hands.

To be fair there are things we the public aren’t privy to. We shouldn’t be because it could be a detriment to getting our people back safely. I’m certain our American friends and other allies would have helped with at the very least intelligence if they were asked.

I’m seeing some media chatter (Toronto Star) about growth as a Leader in Trudeau’s response to the killing of John Ridsdel. I don’t see it and not for one second do I buy it! Trudeau isn’t completely senseless and I’m pretty certain his survival instincts kicked in. What I always keep in mind with this guy is that he is an actor.

Look at Trudeau’s statement after Burkina Faso (if the pilot fish that are Butts and Telford haven’t revised it to suit) and look at Dion’s. What does that tell you? Previously Trudeau got ripped and rightfully so for saying he knows the root of terror. Even after this incident in The Philippines he has not recanted that position so what does that tell you?

Justin Trudeau has a lot of explaining to do beginning with his advisor brother. Junior has to explain why he didn’t recuse himself when his brother sent letter to the Liberals asking that deportation of a terrorist be stayed.

I keep seeing the terms “senseless” used by Trudeau to describe the killings around the world. I also keep seeing him use the term, “civilians”. Why hasn’t he learned and why doesn’t he recognize and why doesn’t he acknowledge what so many others know? This Islamic Ideology sees no innocents and allows no civilians.

The battle plan to turn the world in to an Islamic Theocracy isn’t a secret. This plan of attack has been around since the mid 600’s. This is simple stuff. All you have to do to know and understand the plan whether you be Secular or Religious is go read.

Go look at the ideology. They will steal children for indoctrination. The ideology allows no civilians. The ideology demands disinformation.

Go read about these 4 things. A real good look at the ideology that is driving these perfectly sensible attacks around the world.

The Verses Of Violence.
The Taqiyya
That Zakat can fund Jihad.
Taharrush

While you’re at it take a look at how their book was contrived by one person to instill order, fear, allowable atrocities and genocide.

http://www.harvardhouse.com/quran_purity.htm

And then there is the religion of peace’s killing. The Christian killings are there too.

http://markhumphrys.com/islam.killings.html

Understanding what the plan is and being highly concerned doesn’t make you an Islamophobic. It doesn’t make you an Islamophobic despite how much emotional control someone like say, Justin Trudeau wants to exert on you. Expressing your concerns and fears doesn’t make you a phobic anything. It is in, like all things, how you deal with a fear that determines whether or not you’re phobic.

After the Paris attacks during the height of the uproar from Canadians regarding Syrian refugees there was a poll done. The poll was done with the Liberals trying to meet a number they devised to be in Canada by a certain date.

The poll showed 66% of the people, Canadians said yes to accepting refugees and to slowing the influx down and making sure all possible checks were done to ensure to the best of ability that terrorists didn’t make it to Canada.

Nothing Islamophobic there. What is there is a healthy respect for the situation and wanting the time taken to do things right. Damn good plan to my mind!

Justin Trudeau is a manipulator and he learned from a real good one in his father. Most politicians are to a degree manipulators and that is understandable, even acceptable.

I don’t buy in to the shut up and take it because by speaking up you’re offending the giver of the message or some other person(s)!

Expressing feelings is called, “Emotional Presence” and that is good. When you express you can deal with what you are feeling.

Say what you mean and mean what you say. Be courteous until provoked. There has been much to provoke the people by Prime Minister Feminist including him saying everyone should be a Feminist.

I don’t see the unnecessary provoking of Canadians by Trudeau 2.0 stopping anytime soon. Why? Because Justin Trudeau doesn’t know how not to provoke. Justin Trudeau apparently doesn’t know how to read and recognize either!

Enjoy my parody!

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King Herod’s Song from Jesus Christ Superstar

G.R. Hambley ©
April 27, 2016

Justin I am annoyed
To see your conniving face
You’ve been making quite the site
Traipsing all around the place

Hugging Terrorists
Raising from the budget red
And now I understand you’re a Feminist
At least that’s what You’ve said

So you are the Trudeau
You’re the NOT great Justin Trudeau
Prove to me that you’re no swine
Change my climate to sublime

That’s all you need do
And we’ll know it’s all true
C’mon King Trudeau

Justin you refuse to believe
The shit you’ve caused ‘round here
You’re the fool we talk about
You’re the embarrassment of the year

Oh wait, a selfie
Oh a sickening smile
Still I’m sure that you can mock
The United Nations if you try

So you are the King
You’re the great Justin King
Prove to us you’re no tool
Walk across an oil pool

If you do that for us
Then election reform’s free
C’mon King of the Fools

We only ask things we’d ask any jock star
What is it that makes you a snot
What makes you absolutely sure

We are waiting, yes, we are hostage fans
We are crying to be shown
That you are not just any ham

So if you are the King
Yes, the great Justin King
Feed our country with this dread

You can do it on a retreat bed
Or is the weed too strong?
Justin why do you take so long?
Come on King of the Fools

Hey, aren’t you scared of us fool?
Mr. Embarrassing fool
You’re a fake, You’re not a Lead
You’re nothing but a clod

Make him go away
There’s nothing he can say
Go away, you King of the, go away
Go away, you King of the Fools
Go away, you King of the Fools
Get out of our lives

 

Jesus, I am overjoyed
To meet You face to face
You’ve been getting quite a name
All around the place

Healing cripples
Raising from the dead
And now I understand You’re God
At least that’s what You’ve said

So You are the Christ
You’re the great Jesus Christ
Prove to me that You’re divine
Change my water into wine

That’s all You need do
And I’ll know it’s all true
C’mon King of the Jews

Jesus, You just won’t believe
The hit You’ve made around here
You are all we talk about
You are the wonder of the year

Oh, what a pity
If it’s all a lie
Still I’m sure that You can rock
The cynics if You try

So if You are the Christ
You’re the great Jesus Christ
Prove to me that You’re no fool
Walk across my swimming pool

If You do that for me
Then I’ll let You go free
C’mon, King of the Jews

I only ask what I’d ask any superstar
What is it that You have got
That puts You where You are?

I am waiting, yes, I’m a captive fan
I’m dying to be shown
That You are not just any man

So if You are the Christ
Yes, the great Jesus Christ
Feed my household with this bread

You can do it on Your head
Or has something gone wrong?
Jesus, why do You take so long?
Come on, King of the Jews

Hey, aren’t You scared of me, Christ?
Mr. Wonderful Christ
You’re a joke, You’re not the Lord
You are nothing but a fraud

Take Him away
He’s got nothing to say
Get out, You King of the, get out
Get out, You King of the Jews
Get out, You King of the Jews
Get out of my life

 

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Inflated Entitlement #1

Inflated Entitlement #1

SCENE:
In one of my 4 favourite coffee spots.

I go to get more coffee and when I get back to my table there be a chicky at the next table.

I look at my computer and I can see the display is dimmed.

I look over to the plug and Chicky is holding my plug in her hand.

Chicky says she just needs to charge her phone.

I tell Chicky she has to plug me back in.

Chicky says but I need, and I’m just staring at Chicky with a blank face.

Chicky looks at me like I’m being mean.

Chicky says I can plug in over there.

I tell Chicky there is no outlet there or I’d already be in one closer to me.

Chicky plugs my cord back in.

Chicky sits for a minute looking forlorn wondering how someone could be so mean to her, a good looking Chicky, then leaves.

What Chicky doesn’t know is that I have a power bar.
Had Chicky not exercised her over inflated sense of entitlement and asked me if she could plug in as she needed a charge, I’d of helped her out.
How far did the entitlement extend?
Chicky didn’t come here to be a patron, just came in to coffee spot to charge her phone.

Happy New Year Old Everyone!

G.R. Hambley – January 02, 2016
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O’ Canada, Pay Attention

O’ Canada, Pay Attention

What you are seeing is commentary I left on a story of today’s date. The story is something that has been going on since Canada’s election in October.

Controversies that didn’t have to happen are still going on and will go on because of grandstanding (which I consider a seriously stupid action) by our new Prime Minister.

Putting people at odds, what a wonderful way to begin for a new leader.

What I’ve commented ties to this story:
Interim Conservative Leader Ambrose Year End

Our new Minister of Defence to his credit understands and recognizes that if you Bullshit Canadians they will recognize it and call you on it.
Junior, this Canadian is calling you on your Bullshit.
G.R. Hambley
December 23, and yeah it is still 2015
Stupid Shit 02
Because the shit storm Junior unleashed didn’t have to happen. Y’all get that? The shit storm didn’t have to happen The grandstanding dumb ass was showing off and he rightfully deserved the criticism received. That was one of two major gaffs within 24 hours of the polls closing.
 
With his big show off mouth he took merit appointment out of play in favour of gender placement. Me, I don’t care if it is an invisible bunny and a giant seahorse in cabinet if they got there by merit. With what this dumb ass did, he left speculation wide open that there are those in cabinet that do not deserve to be there.
 
The dumb ass knew election was coming and should of had his shadow cabinet in place ready to move in to the respective positions (give or take a few won or lost seats) after the election. All he had to do was say we had the people in place ready to move in to cabinet with a win and we’re putting them there. Done without fanfare and BULL SHIT!
 
Not Junior, he had to show off and I don’t for one second believe his, “because it’s 2015” wasn’t a planned response because he damn well knew he’d get asked about the placements on the gender announcement.
 
The other major gaff was our CF 18’s and that shit storm didn’t have to happen either. The dumb ass had no business saying Canada’s commitment was being withdrawn on election. The Liberals were not government and not privy to all the information. Nor should they have been privy to all information, wait for it, because they were not the government.
 
I’m sure you all are as well informed as can be and read what took place on an ISIS offensive. If you’re not, go read! In a nutshell our CF 18’s played a very important part.
 
You want another major gaff? Telling caucus that if they are told something by Butts and Telford to treat it as if it came from him. Well you know what folks, those advisers are not part of the government. If the Prime Minister has something to tell caucus, then get your ass with caucus and tell them. Check the link on previous advisers. I’m not real comfy with policy making coming from advisers if that is indeed the case.
 

Hey Media, It Isn’t Suicide!

Hey Media, It Isn’t Suicide!

Suicide Know Not

I am absolutely disgusted with Media insisting on calling terror attacks, “Suicide Bombing”.

Media refuse to recognize and refuse to use the correct terminology for the attacks and that is a reality.

The attacks are in fact, “HOMICIDE BOMBING“. The attacks are designed to murder with the death of the murderer as an acceptable loss to the cause of other murderers.

The word “SUICIDE ” imparts a far different message than the word “HOMICIDE”!

Share this post, Reblog this post, Go to local and national media sites and post this up on their sites. Keep posting this message on media sites and do it in a way that media cannot just delete your comment. Maybe if enough of us who know the difference between suicide and homicide do this, then media will get the idea and start calling the murderous act what it is, “HOMICIDE BOMBING“.

suicide ~ noun    rare
1. the act of killing yourself
2. a person who kills himself intentionally

No where in the definition of suicide does it reference the deliberate act of taking others with you.

homicide ~ noun    very rare
1. the killing of a human being by another human being

The reference you see for homicide is the only reference to the word in my thesaurus.

G.R. Hambley
November 14, 2015

Alas Poor Quoter

Alas Poor Quoter

Verily I testify, thy silent donkey did wend it’s way across my view.

I was doing some stuff this morning and ran in to this profound message image.

willie didnt say it

Me being after all, me, I left a comment for the person who posted this image up.

Shakespeare and this quote. Can’t be found in his works. It doesn’t even sound like Shakespeare. Further I don’t think he’d make such an untrue statement as “Before you write, think”. Anyone who can write and I’m one of them will tell you there are times when you don’t think and just let it flow.
There is thought that this email & social media masterpiece stems from, “Expectation is the root of all heartache.”.
My heart aches from the thoughtless rehashed and WRONG and I fear my expectations that those looking to appear sensitive and profound will take the time to get it right before recirculating will never cease.

I suggested in my comment to the dumb ass that they try this, “Before You” by William Arthur Ward.

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A friend and I had some chatter going back and forth about this shit and our musings included the like and share postings you see. My friend included this image and said this, “Apparently, the attached pic had been going around Facebook for a while, shared by Christians and other religious folk without them realizing who the man is in the picture“.

My friend said more and I’m not going to share what else was said about the image or our conversation. I’m reasonably certain this doesn’t surprise my friend in the least. Why am I not sharing? Because it’s none of your damn business which is also a rant for another day.

Who-Am_I-01~.~.~.~.~

There is an expression that many know and it is, “Everything happens for a reason”. I’ve always seen those that run that expression out as defeatists and not the kind of people that understand acceptance.

I saw a response to the “Everything happens for a reason” on an image sometime ago and I believe I have that response correct and am happy to share it with you, “Sometimes the reason is because you acted stupidly”.

G.R. Hambley – all rights reserved
October 20, 2015

G.D.A.S. 14/10/2015 – F Bomb 1st

General Dumb Ass Shit October 14, 2015

The “F Bomb” appropriate use there of.

Cab drivers. Dropping it on the cab drivers that are honking at you because they want a fare. Normally I just ignore them but today my capacitor reached full load and needed discharging.

Standing at the corner minding my own business and the cab honks at me. I’m standing still and not looking up and down the street like I could be looking for something like, oh a cab. If I am looking for a cab I’m going to see him because, hey I’m looking around for something. Beyond that it is rush hour in the core of the city and if a cab is what I’m looking for and I miss one, there will be another one in oh, maybe a minute.

Today when this cab honked at me I turned, looked directly at the driver and mouthed F…….. OFF. My small directional F Bomb that landed solely on the individual it was intended for was obtrusive to no one else. If my giving that cab driver a direction was obtrusive, tough. Hell what I did wasn’t even close to what the cyclist the dumb ass startled yelled at him.

Cabs all have recording equipment and I think this would make a fine law. When a cab honks at you to get your attention, by law, you must turn and at the top of your voice, drop the F Bomb on the cabbie. If an officer of the law catches the exchange he’ll see the cab and know to have the recording checked. Ahhhhh in a perfect world.

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Had some stuff going back and forth with another writer whom is also a good friend of mine. I relayed to my friend who lives in the United States that I’d heard about a couple of law suits and passed on what those suits were.

Friend agrees there is to much frivolous litigation. Friend appreciates that friends north of the 49th laugh at this dumb ass shit and doesn’t blame them.

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Man hit in the head by 16 pound pine cone suing for 5 million. I went and read the story and there is to my mind validity were the area not signed. Now had it happened in Yellowstone and not San Francisco, yeah no. What’s the point in communing with nature if someone has hung signs all over? But you know what, trees drop stuff, it aint a surprise.

Woman sues nephew for 127K. I’m thinking it’s a shame she didn’t land on her ass. Might of knocked some sense in to her. I’m guessing for the jury, 20 minutes laughing their asses off and 5 minutes to compose a straight face to go back in to court with.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/10/aunt-sues-nephew-for-127000-over-forced-hug.html

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Don’t Put It Back!

Don’t Put It Back!

Damn got a cold.

I got a cold. I got a fair idea where I got it too. I’m thinking I got it courtesy of some individual that picked up the wrong size lid for their coffee and then put the lid back.

Don’t be putting the lid back when you get the wrong one. Don’t be putting extras back if you happen to get a couple or three lids instead of just one. Don’t be putting the lids back on the stack if you’ve dropped a few on the floor.

Stupid and or thoughtless behaviour because what ever crap you have on your hands or that was on the floor is being passed on to someone else.

One of the coffee spots I frequent stands their patio umbrellas right beside one of the racks that holds the lids. The umbrellas do get bumped and the particulate that is on the umbrellas falls on to the lids. Now that’s appetizing!

I go to the second lid down if the rack not by the umbrellas has someone using that station.

I’m thinking I should just take 2 all the time and toss the top 1 of the 2 in the trash.

G.R. Hambley
October 05, 2014

WTF Linkedin?

WTF Linkedin?

I was going to do something different this morning for hear at SPASM. Had every intention on commenting on a whole different kind of dumb ass. The kind of dumb ass that could walk by this and make disdainful insensitive remarks about something I had observed and wrote in Street Theatre – An Unfortunate.

I was on LINKEDIN this morning putting that story up as a posting. I could have run the piece up from WordPress as an update of my own but wanted the story to reach beyond an update.

I as usual when on the site did some other looking at what some of my connections are up to, read a bit and added a few comments.

There is sidebar that shows individuals you may know/wish to connect with. I saw one on the sidebar and had to go look to see if the short blurb about the person was correct. It was and then some.

I have as some of my connections therapists of different disciplines. As much as I joke about not being allowed to play with Psychiatrists, Psychologists, Psychotherapists and some others because I break them, I’m very happy to have these terrific people as connections.

I did a screen capture of a portion of what the individual says about herself in background.
I added some thoughts of my own to the screen capture.

sex-at-linkedin

Persona, mine

Persona, mine

For those of you that have picked me up here from my transitionu blog you know how I conduct myself.

There is a side of me that is best served by separating church and state so to speak. This side is that separation.

I’m freer to say things differently here. Display in a way here that I wouldn’t there. I should have displayed this image on the “About Me” page here on this blog and that has been rectified.

I’ve had the Cool Teddy Bear persona for a long time. It aint ever going away. I’ve been a smart ass for a long time too. That aint ever going away either. Those who know me know that my smart ass comments are not just me taking shots for the sake of taking shots to bug people. The shot comes from something that has struck a chord in me. I do have a comment for everything. Sometimes that comment is, “Thank You”.

I am bear and teddy bear with a little human in me too

tickle the teddy for a larger view

CTB Quotes Page FiniSZFYI, this image is my art, my work, mine.

SPASM #6 – No Bacon!

SPASM #6 – No Bacon!

What kind of freakazoid takes the only thing on the menu with bacon off that menu and doesn’t replace it with something else with bacon? This is just wrong!

Coffee spots I go to are part of a chain. There was a sandwich on the menu that had turkey with 3 strips of peppered bacon and it was my favourite. The sandwich had tomato and cheese too. All of this on a Ciabatta style bun. Damn good sandwich it WAS! I would eat a couple of those sandwiches a week and on the odd occasion, three in a week.

The Turkey with Peppered Bacon seemed to be the most popular sandwich as well. I’d reached the point where if I knew I was going to be at the coffee spot for a while, I’d snag one of those delights and have one of the elves bag it and tag it with my name for later.

Everyone and I mean everyone knows that Bacon is one of the 4 food groups. For those of you that don’t know, the 4 food groups are “Bacon”, “K.D.”, “Chocolate” and “MORE BACON”.

Those 6 to 9 strips of bacon every week were my weekly ration. Now I have to find another place to get my bacon fix. I am so not pleased!

They still have Turkey on the menu. Turkey & Pesto for a warm sandwich. Turkey & Havarti as the cold sandwich. Elf offered to warm up the Turkey & Havarti for me but the bread looked like store bought brownish bread and I wasn’t chancing it.

Fortunately we got the St. Lawrence Market pretty much next door to one coffee spot so on Saturday I’m pretty sure I know where I’ll be getting a sandwich with bacon.

There is one more thing before I close this off. I’m reasonably certain the same freakazoid that killed my favourite sandwich is responsible for the removal of the “White Chocolate Macadamia Cookie” from the menu at the same time.

I don’t know who had to sign off on these changes but when I find out, I’m borrowing my friend’s crystal that turns people in to pickles and that person is gonna be topping for my Cheese Burger in Paradise!

G.R. Hambley, September 12, 2015
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