Some Poignancy And Smartass Musings
Considerations by Gary Hambley
SPASM GDAS #1 – On Street Parking
Posted by on September 18, 2015
SPASM GDAS #1
General Dumb Ass Shit No. 1
On Street Parking
Going to start this off with an individual that was looking to park outside one of my coffee spots. The individual parks and gets out and looks to see if they have got the vehicle in between the lines. To be helpful I tell the person when they got out they are not in the spot. This person hasn’t got the vehicle between the lines in any way. The car is to far off the curb along with about 2/3 of the vehicle beyond the marked spot. The person decides to chance it. Buys and places their ticket on the dash and leaves. Thing is, there is no wiggle room for parking enforcement on this parking violation! Why? Because the dumb asses car, and the dumb ass knew it, is parked to close to a FIRE HYDRANT.
The epitome of parking stupidity was one I saw a few days prior to the one above. Dodge SUV parked right beside the hydrant with a payment ticket on the dash. Also on the dash was a handicap permit. Yup, the Dodge couldn’t dodge the ticket and I’m certain owner of the SUV had a small cow when they returned and saw the ticket.
You do these things and you deserve the ticket. Especially the ones with the over inflated sense of entitlement.
Feel free to add to this in the comments if you got a dandy we can all laugh at!
Some Poignancy And Smartass Musings 
I hope your new GDA had a major cow, after some unimaginably large karmic penalty. x
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Hopefully that major cow was passed the same way a kidney stone would be passed! Yup, I can think up some seriously nasty stuff!
đŸ˜‰ xo
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Your irritation is well understood. When I drive, I have to do so defensively because of the things I’ve seen. For example, a father with his head below dashboard level, tuning the TV, while driving straight ahead with young children in tow. Technically, no one is that crazy. And yet…
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Careless and thoughtless. Worse than that, endangering others and your child. He blew it as a way to set an example early in life for the kid too. That qualifies as a dumb ass that should be neutered so he can’t breed again.
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Very careless, and people wonder why I’m always screaming in my car. These types never get taught though, but their children will need therapy to undo the damage, if they don’t cause any themselves. x
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There are those walking around that need just one more thing to go wrong and I am aware of that. I’ve worked with some that seem to be on that edge of the coin. Some of these individuals need an encounter with one of them.
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“The edge of the coin.” I’m giggling so hard right now, with a sore throat and a fever. You do know how to cheer me up. xo
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Now that’s customer service! Feel better soon.
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Thank you. x
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