Some Poignancy And Smartass Musings

Considerations by Gary Hambley

SPASM GDAS #1 – On Street Parking

SPASM GDAS #1

General Dumb Ass Shit No. 1

On Street Parking

Going to start this off with an individual that was looking to park outside one of my coffee spots. The individual parks and gets out and looks to see if they have got the vehicle in between the lines. To be helpful I tell the person when they got out they are not in the spot. This person hasn’t got the vehicle between the lines in any way. The car is to far off the curb along with about 2/3 of the vehicle beyond the marked spot. The person decides to chance it. Buys and places their ticket on the dash and leaves. Thing is, there is no wiggle room for parking enforcement on this parking violation! Why? Because the dumb asses car, and the dumb ass knew it, is parked to close to a FIRE HYDRANT.

The epitome of parking stupidity was one I saw a few days prior to the one above. Dodge SUV parked right beside the hydrant with a payment ticket on the dash. Also on the dash was a handicap permit. Yup, the Dodge couldn’t dodge the ticket and I’m certain owner of the SUV had a small cow when they returned and saw the ticket.

You do these things and you deserve the ticket. Especially the ones with the over inflated sense of entitlement.

Feel free to add to this in the comments if you got a dandy we can all laugh at!

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9 responses to “SPASM GDAS #1 – On Street Parking

  1. Sabiscuit September 18, 2015 at 10:24 PM

    I hope your new GDA had a major cow, after some unimaginably large karmic penalty. x

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